Code Geass Madness

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The Battle For The Bed

On the table, Lelouch embraced his bed. He had been busy with the bed for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sadistic cuddle or a lovable massage from his lover Suzaku.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his lean Suzaku appeared at the door, grinning firmly.

"Put down the bed," Suzaku said dangerously. "Unless you want me to embrace that bed on your finger."

Lelouch put down the bed. He was hard. He had never seen Suzaku so creepy before and it made him egocentric.

Suzaku picked up the bed, then withdrew a rope from his bottom. "Don't be so hard," Suzaku said with a creepy grimace. "A cat bit my chin this morning, and everything became sensitive. Now with this bed and this rope I can dangerously rule the world!"

Lelouch clutched his evil chin hoarsely. This was his lover, his lean Suzaku, now staring at him with a creepy bottom.

"Fight it!" Lelouch shouted. "The cat just wants the bed for his own lean devices! He doesn't love you, not the sadistic way I do!"

Lelouch could see Suzaku trembling hoarsely. Lelouch reached out his finger and touched Suzaku's bottom dangerously. He was lean, so lean, but he knew only his evil love for Suzaku would break the cat's spell.

Sure enough, Suzaku dropped the bed with a thunk. "Oh, Lelouch," he squealed. "I'm so sadistic, can you ever forgive me?"

But Lelouch had already moved on the table. Like a Zero in his tight pants, he pressed his finger into Suzaku's bottom. And as they fell together in a sensitive fit of love, the bed lay on the floor, egocentric and forgotten.

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[littleflapper.livejournal.com]

LMAO so brutal XDDDD;;;;