Rozarka's nest

Před chvílí jsem se koukala na lekce plavání s českým dabingem. Ne, nezvládla jsem to celé. U Nifredil jsme se smály zpívajícímu Jagelkovi a robotímu L-ovi, teda spíš robotímu L, protože z mně neznámého důvodu "L" neskloňují. Považují ho za neživotného nebo za ženskou? Jestli mě uši neklamou, tak Matsudu dabuje Simír z Kobry 11, to pak dramatické lekce plavání dostávají nový náboj. A objevila se tam nějaká nová, mně neznámá postava, jménem Nýjo/Nýja. Že by crossover s Matrixem? (A zpívá skoro stejně dobře jako Light, pokud zrovna nezní jak otravný parchant.) Nebo když už teda vzali doslovný přepis z katakany "Nia", proč mají Mella a ne Mera, L a ne Eru? Taky mě, nevím proč, zarazilo přechylování ženských jmen - je to běžná praxe, ale fakt mi to zní blbě. A vím, že v originále je Takada, ale když tam mluví o "Takadové", zní to hrozně urážlivě. Zvlášť ve větě jako: "Řekněte mi co se stalo Mise, co je s Takadovou?" Neřekl by tam Čech spíš křestní jméno? Těžký život překladatelů...

AU! Ty idiote! Matsudo, na koho si myslíš, že střílíš? Už přestaň blbnout!

P.S. Tak si spravuju chuť u Uteny. Pamatujete si na toho červenovláska z Ding Dong AMV? To je takovej sviňák (a král fanservisu), že jsem se do něj hnedka zabouchla :-) Ale teda že v Uteně se s pohlavím, věkem nebo příbuzenskými vztahy nepářou, to je teda pravda. Už i náznak slashe jsem tam objevila. A dva incesty. A to jsem teprve ve čtvrtině.

P.S.2 A tentacles, na ty jsem málem zapomněla.

Název: Jahody se šlehačkou
Fandom: Death Note
Téma: L-ovo dětství před příchodem do Wammy's house
Reference: O L-ově dětství se nic neví. Autor příběhu pouze zmínil, že je ze čtvrtiny Japonec, ze čtvrtiny Angličan, ze čtvrtiny Rus a ze čtvrtiny Francouz nebo Ital. Jediné info o malém L-ovi, které se oficiálně objevilo, je tato krátká manga vydaná u příležitosti natočení třetího deathnotího filmu. Drobnou inspiraci musím přiznat tomuto flashovému videu.
Poznámka: Bez beta-readu. Kdo by taky takovou úchylárnu betil XD


Čtyřletý L Lawliet sevřel plyšového šimpanze v náručí ještě pevněji a zavřel oči. Škvíra mezi dveřmi skříně byla dostatečně široká na to, aby viděl – kdyby ovšem chtěl – zbytky svého narozeninového dortu.

Jednou rukou pustil opici a palec si strčil do pusy.

Ani ten dort nestačil ochutnat, než přišel otec. A to měl jahody moc rád.

Skrz sevřená víčka neviděl, jak polorozteklá šlehačka stekla mamince do vlasů a milosrdně zakryla stále ještě krvácející ránu.

Jahody se šlehačkou, pomyslel si a bříško palce sevřel mezi zuby. Až bude jednou velký, sní tolik dortů, kolik jen bude chtít.

I hope you noticed Gwendal-hime and other cute princesses I advertised some time ago. If you liked them (I can't imagine you wouldn't ^^), look what I have found: someone ripped this part of PS2 game and put it on youtube!

Part 1 Part 2

Well, it's kind of boring to watch it all if you don't know japanese, but especially the beginning of the first part is just hilarious XD Konrad walks on the stage, shows his coquettish smile and purrs "yoroshiku onegai shimasu!" *fangirl's squee* Günter walks on the stage and men start shouting ^^ He looks suprisingly good in profile... Then Gwendal shows up and men are not shouting anymore, they are moaning.. I just regret we can see only upper half of his body -_-
After introduction of all characters, you can skip a great part of the video till 9:00 when Konrad shows up. It's sooo dirty ^^ When Yuuri sees his bare back, he can only say "wow, sugoi!" ^^ And is it just me or should Konrad's voice be prohibited from saying, no, purring "Yuuri..."? Because it turns Kyou Kara Maou into yaoi XD

Now I would like to know what this PS2 game is about. Or what all KKM games are about. Because I found this video where Yuuri ends up in Gwendal's bedroom ^^ I have no idea what is going on but it ends with Gwendal moaning Yuuri's name - that also should be forbidden. Elsewhere, I turn into babbling yaoi fangirl listening to it all the time. Wait. It's already happening. I am doomed.

I am not. I just found this and I'm laughing so hard I don't think about Gwendal/Konrad/Yuuri anymore. I don't think at all, actually. Don't eat, don't drink and maybe don't even breathe. Warn neighbours (I howled when I saw this). Death Note crack on the way!

Amazon is great, even if a bit tardy. They look sooo nice, don't you think? ^^


( clicky click )

Today, I've found The Death Note Character Ranking Meme (there are also Prince of Tennis version and a Katekyo Hitman Reborn version there) on my f-list. Thanks, levels! It was fun, you only have to choose between two characters that are presented to you (or to choose both of them or neither of them if you can't decide - for me, to choose between Near and Matsuda is almost impossible ^^). There are several pairs in many combinations. The result is a table with your most favourite and least favourite characters.

My results are:

1. L, Ryuk, Matsuda, Near
5. Light, Mogi, Mello
8. Mikami, Naomi Misora
10. Aizawa, Watari

I assume the characters that are on the same position have the same score. I think it worked for me, no real surprise here (L, Matsuda and Near are love!). Maybe Ryuk on the first position is a bit of surprise but I am not complaining, Ryuk is great. And Mogi on the fifth position is surprising but he was paired with Misa and other people I don't like so it won him some points.

Few days ago, I finished wathing Death Note. It was the biggest disappointment in my anime life 'cause I was ready to announce that it was one of the best anime I've ever seen – until the 25th episode. In this moment they should have stop, no more episodes needed. But they didn't and episodes 26-37 are crap. Mello or Near are not to blame, just the authors who took the characters and warped their personalities (Matsuda is naïve but not mentally disturbed to behave like this, for god's sake). Before the 25, there was tension and confusion and twisted logic that made sense in the end; after the 25 there was only twisted logic and feeling "Are they kidding? It couldn’t be like that. I don't believe in what they are all doing."

But that's not what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to say that Death Note reminded me why I've started reading slash/shounen-ai/yaoi in the first place. As justthefic stated in her essay Virgulectics - The Slash Is Where It's At, slash means tension. I totally agree and Death Note is exemplary (although it is not shounen-ai nor yaoi). The tension between L and Light is almost visible and their dialogs, their mind games send shivers down my spine. I couldn't take my eyes of them 'cause any glance, any pause, any comment could have a special meaning that could kill one of them. And then I found A Tithe to Hell, a story by ningenfucker. While reading, I could only stare, bite my finger as Ryuuzaki often does, and then couldn’t sleep and while sleeping dreaming of them, still seeing that scene with knife, hearing "Kami" and "Kira" at the same time and sorry Nifredil, Loveless will have to waint until January 'cause I've hanged myself with rope made of Shinigami's diary.

( Excerpt from fanfic under cut. )

I should warn you, the story is NC-17 with warnings for: knife/bloodplay, excessive eyerolling, bad metaphoric comparisons of L to fish, amphibians, birds, monkeys, insects, cave dwellers, and fungi, ridiculous amounts of cuddling, and cake as a plot device (these are the author's words *smirk*).