Schizophrenic weekend

[wereowl]

Imagine a situation: you're invited to your friend's birthday party. He's thirty. He has plenty of friends, also invited, who are around thirty too. Their main topic of conversation is the only thing: kids (their own or someone's else, doesn't matter). How often they wake up at night, what they eat and what they don't, where you can buy them the best clothes etc. In the meantime, the said kids are running around, shoving each other, calling for attention. Then imagine you don't have kids, you don't want to have them in five or ten years, you don't even like them (I just can't stand them). What would you do?

In addition to that, a couple has two children: Amálie and Rozálie. I'm not kidding. So they call them Amálka and Rozárka. It was a bit schizophrenic for me because when they talked about Rozárka, I thought they are talking about me. Not that they would know about my nickname.