Saint Beast
Jun. 5th, 2008 09:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wereowlI have no idea how I managed to miss this gem for so long. Tons of bishies, romantic sunsets, long looks from eye to eye, super-tight clothes, long hair fluttering in the wind, blushing ukes and protective semes. And angels! Take all these ingeredients, boil them slowly, stir it clockwise and after some time, distil the mixture. What you gain is a quintessence of shounen-ai, pure fanservice, Seinto Bísuto. Were I 12-year-old, I'd love it shamelessly.
Unfortunately, I'm not 12-year-old anymore. But I love it anyway. Because it's funny and crackish and silly and naive. I was laughing hard when watching some scenes. It's like a parody except it's not. The plot doesn't matter because it's stupid anyway. The only thing that matters is fanservice. To show you an example, all the main characters are angels. And angels:
1) wear glasses (because it suits them),
2) can catch a cold (therefore seme can come in hurry and offer his coat),
3) are bullied (therefore seme can come in hurry and save poor uke).
OK, the last one should'n be on the list because bullying among angels is a part of a plot, but the actual scene was so hilarious I had to mention it.
The only thing that is completely unwatchable is fighting. Wanna see angles throwing fireballs?
Go and watch it. Especially the OVAs. But be careful not to eat or drink anything, it'd be life-threatening.
Oh, I almost forgot: SEIYUU ARE LOVE ^__^
I said the Saint Beast is an essence of fanservice. Here is an example. Romantic sunset, naked male body, shy look of current uke. Have I forgotten anything?
OK, let's introducefoursome four main characters. From left to right:
Shujaku no Rey, voiced by Miyata Kouki (Murata from KKM).
Byakko no Gai, voiced by Yoshino Hiroyuki (I don't know him at all, but he sounds a lot like Inuyasha - angry most of the time ^_^).
Genbu no Shin, voiced by our sweetheart, Sakurai Takahiro ♥ (you know, Yuuri from KKM, for example).
Seiryuu no Goh, voiced by Morikawa Toshiyuki (Conrad from KKM... OMG Goh even looks like Conrad!) because Morikawa just has to star in everything I watch XD
Houou no Luca and Kirin no Judas (but they pronounce it as Yuda). Supposed baddies, but we know better... Judas is voiced by Ishida Akira (Saralegi from KKM) and he is the biggest seme of them all.Eveyone wants to kiss his ass. Wait for the pics ^^
Maya (in the middle) and Kira (on the right). Half-angels, half-humans. I have no idea how their father managed to manufacture them, I thought angels are supposed to be sexless... Anyway, can you see Kira's outfit? I had to snap a detailed picture.
Mello would be jealous... If every angel wore tight latex outfit, I'd work hard on being good cute girl to go to heaven to become an afterlife voyeur XD
Zeus and Lucifer. I think I know why the latter was God's favourite... Sorry for not taking picture of his long long hair.
This pic is especially for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
karoupin because I know how she loves all that little rabbit creatures resting on your shoulder XD
Anyway, it's supposed to be shounen-ai series, where is the smexiness? Let's present our main pairs!
Judas/Shin. Or if you close your eyes, Saralegi/Yuuri ^_^ Shin is a perfect uke. See? He even blushes! And Judas is only healing his wound. You know, Judas has an ability to heal with his lips - it's probably the ability every seme would like to possess XD
Another "healing" *mwhaha* It's a pity that this scene is most likely the only one with any erotic feeling in it.
Luca/Rey. The only picture I purposely took with subtitles. Guess why XD
Luca and Rey are the only angels (from the main characters) who have wings. I think Goh said something about his being too small *wink*
And wings once more. Let Rey show them to us. Can you see his posture? He is born to be a model.
I think I'm in love with Rey, so let's have some picspam! --- Can you see his cleavage? ಠ_ಠ
The outfit above reminds me of Gunter from KKM. OK, not only that outfit, Rey looks like Gunter's clone. I have a proof:
And another proof!
As I said before, Rey is voiced by the same seiyyu as Murata. It seems they have similar taste in clothes XD
And some lulzy pictures at the end. Have anyone of you been to Barcelona? ^^
STARWARS
A serious piece of information in the end. There are two series and two OVAs. They were made in this order: the series with 6 episodes, the OVAs, the series with 13 episodes. But the chronological order is: OVAs, series 13, series 6. The series with 6 episodes is almost without any actual plot and without any proper ending, but funny anyway. The OVAs are without any plot, but full of fanservice and in fact the most hilarious part of the whole series. The series with 13 episodes has some plot, but it's a pity because it's not so funny anymore and the plot is such a cliché... I haven't finished watching it yet so I can't say more about it.
Unfortunately, I'm not 12-year-old anymore. But I love it anyway. Because it's funny and crackish and silly and naive. I was laughing hard when watching some scenes. It's like a parody except it's not. The plot doesn't matter because it's stupid anyway. The only thing that matters is fanservice. To show you an example, all the main characters are angels. And angels:
1) wear glasses (because it suits them),
2) can catch a cold (therefore seme can come in hurry and offer his coat),
3) are bullied (therefore seme can come in hurry and save poor uke).
OK, the last one should'n be on the list because bullying among angels is a part of a plot, but the actual scene was so hilarious I had to mention it.
The only thing that is completely unwatchable is fighting. Wanna see angles throwing fireballs?
Go and watch it. Especially the OVAs. But be careful not to eat or drink anything, it'd be life-threatening.
Oh, I almost forgot: SEIYUU ARE LOVE ^__^
I said the Saint Beast is an essence of fanservice. Here is an example. Romantic sunset, naked male body, shy look of current uke. Have I forgotten anything?
OK, let's introduce
Shujaku no Rey, voiced by Miyata Kouki (Murata from KKM).
Byakko no Gai, voiced by Yoshino Hiroyuki (I don't know him at all, but he sounds a lot like Inuyasha - angry most of the time ^_^).
Genbu no Shin, voiced by our sweetheart, Sakurai Takahiro ♥ (you know, Yuuri from KKM, for example).
Seiryuu no Goh, voiced by Morikawa Toshiyuki (Conrad from KKM... OMG Goh even looks like Conrad!) because Morikawa just has to star in everything I watch XD
Houou no Luca and Kirin no Judas (but they pronounce it as Yuda). Supposed baddies, but we know better... Judas is voiced by Ishida Akira (Saralegi from KKM) and he is the biggest seme of them all.
Maya (in the middle) and Kira (on the right). Half-angels, half-humans. I have no idea how their father managed to manufacture them, I thought angels are supposed to be sexless... Anyway, can you see Kira's outfit? I had to snap a detailed picture.
Mello would be jealous... If every angel wore tight latex outfit, I'd work hard on being good cute girl to go to heaven to become an afterlife voyeur XD
Zeus and Lucifer. I think I know why the latter was God's favourite... Sorry for not taking picture of his long long hair.
This pic is especially for
karoupin because I know how she loves all that little rabbit creatures resting on your shoulder XDAnyway, it's supposed to be shounen-ai series, where is the smexiness? Let's present our main pairs!
Judas/Shin. Or if you close your eyes, Saralegi/Yuuri ^_^ Shin is a perfect uke. See? He even blushes! And Judas is only healing his wound. You know, Judas has an ability to heal with his lips - it's probably the ability every seme would like to possess XD
Another "healing" *mwhaha* It's a pity that this scene is most likely the only one with any erotic feeling in it.
Luca/Rey. The only picture I purposely took with subtitles. Guess why XD
Luca and Rey are the only angels (from the main characters) who have wings. I think Goh said something about his being too small *wink*
And wings once more. Let Rey show them to us. Can you see his posture? He is born to be a model.
I think I'm in love with Rey, so let's have some picspam! --- Can you see his cleavage? ಠ_ಠ
The outfit above reminds me of Gunter from KKM. OK, not only that outfit, Rey looks like Gunter's clone. I have a proof:
As I said before, Rey is voiced by the same seiyyu as Murata. It seems they have similar taste in clothes XD
And some lulzy pictures at the end. Have anyone of you been to Barcelona? ^^
A serious piece of information in the end. There are two series and two OVAs. They were made in this order: the series with 6 episodes, the OVAs, the series with 13 episodes. But the chronological order is: OVAs, series 13, series 6. The series with 6 episodes is almost without any actual plot and without any proper ending, but funny anyway. The OVAs are without any plot, but full of fanservice and in fact the most hilarious part of the whole series. The series with 13 episodes has some plot, but it's a pity because it's not so funny anymore and the plot is such a cliché... I haven't finished watching it yet so I can't say more about it.
